By: Anita Y.
- How did the monsters win the football game? They kicked a field ghoul.
- What did the monster eat for lunch? Chicken noodle souls.
- What did the zombie weather man say? It’s ghoul outside.
- Why didn’t the skeleton go to the scary movie? He didn’t have the guts.
- Why are mummies so tense? Because they’re all wound up.
- Why did the zombie have a headache? Because he was GOBLIN his candy.
- What is the scarecrows favorite fruit? STRAWberries.
- What do monsters use to clean their hair? Sham-boo.
- Why do witches fly on brooms? Because vacuums are too heavy