By: Anita Y.

  1. How did the monsters win the football game?        They kicked a field ghoul.
  2. What did the monster eat for lunch?                       Chicken noodle souls.
  3. What did the zombie weather man say?                  It’s ghoul outside.
  4. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the scary movie?     He didn’t have the guts.
  5. Why are mummies so tense?                                   Because they’re all wound up.
  6. Why did the zombie have a headache?                    Because he was GOBLIN his candy.
  7. What is the scarecrows favorite fruit?                     STRAWberries.
  8. What do monsters use to clean their hair?               Sham-boo.
  9. Why do witches fly on brooms?                              Because vacuums are too heavy