April 9, 2015

Top 10 Best Jokes

By: Spencer G.

 

Q: When is a door not a door?

A: When it’s ajar

 

Q: What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?

A: You can’t tuna fish

 

Q: What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

A: It let out a little wine

 

Q: What do prisoners use to call each other?

A: Cell phones

 

Q: What did the water say to the boat?

A: Nothing, it just waved

 

Q: Why does the ice cube have more money than the crushed ice?

A: Because the crushed ice is broke.

 

A man was sitting near a huge well and chanting, “12, 12, 12, 12….” A curious person came to him and asked, “What are you counting?”

The man pushed the person into the well and went on chanting, “13, 13, 13, 13…”

 

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

 

Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.

 

Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Little old lady?

Little old lady who?

Wow! I didn’t know you could yodel!