December 17, 2015

Halloween Jokes

By: Aliyah

Q: What is a Mummy’s favorite type of music?

A:  A wrap!!!

Q: What do you call a witch who lives on the beach?

A: A sand- witch

Q: Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?

A: Anywhere he can boo-gie!!

 

Q:Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party?

A: Because he had nobody to dance with

 

Q: What tops a ghost’s ice cream sundae?

A: A whipped scream!!!

 

Q: What is a vampires favorite holiday?

A: Fangsgiving

 

Jerry: Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

Bob: Why?

Jerry: It raises theirspirits

 

Tom: What is a ghosts favorite room?

Alicia: I dunno

Tom: The living room!

 

Larry: Whom do monsters buy their cookies from?

Sam: No clue!

Larry: The ghoul scouts

 

Q: Who is the most famous witch detective?

A: Warlock Holmes!!

 

Q: What do Italians eat on Halloween?

A: Fettuccini Afrai-do!!

 

Q: Where do most goblins live?

A: In North and South Scarolina

 

Q: Why doesn’t anyone  like Dracula?

A: He has bat temper!!

 

Q: What can’t you give the Headless Horseman?

A: A headache!

 

Q:What is a monster’s favorite dessert?

A: I-SCREAM!!

 

Q: What instrument does a skeleton play?
A:  The TROM-BONE!

 

Q: What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A: It’s a pain in the neck!!

 

Q: What do you call a little monster’s parents?
A: Mummy and Deady

 

Q: How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?
A: At night he always turn into a bat!!

 

Q: What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
A: You suck