Halloween Jokes

By: Aliyah

Q: What is a Mummy’s favorite type of music?

A:  A wrap!!!

Q: What do you call a witch who lives on the beach?

A: A sand- witch

Q: Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?

A: Anywhere he can boo-gie!!


Q:Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party?

A: Because he had nobody to dance with


Q: What tops a ghost’s ice cream sundae?

A: A whipped scream!!!


Q: What is a vampires favorite holiday?

A: Fangsgiving


Jerry: Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

Bob: Why?

Jerry: It raises theirspirits


Tom: What is a ghosts favorite room?

Alicia: I dunno

Tom: The living room!


Larry: Whom do monsters buy their cookies from?

Sam: No clue!

Larry: The ghoul scouts


Q: Who is the most famous witch detective?

A: Warlock Holmes!!


Q: What do Italians eat on Halloween?

A: Fettuccini Afrai-do!!


Q: Where do most goblins live?

A: In North and South Scarolina


Q: Why doesn’t anyone  like Dracula?

A: He has bat temper!!


Q: What can’t you give the Headless Horseman?

A: A headache!


Q:What is a monster’s favorite dessert?



Q: What instrument does a skeleton play?


Q: What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A: It’s a pain in the neck!!


Q: What do you call a little monster’s parents?
A: Mummy and Deady


Q: How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?
A: At night he always turn into a bat!!


Q: What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
A: You suck