Q: What is a Mummy’s favorite type of music?
A: A wrap!!!
Q: What do you call a witch who lives on the beach?
A: A sand- witch
Q: Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
A: Anywhere he can boo-gie!!
Q:Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the party?
A: Because he had nobody to dance with
Q: What tops a ghost’s ice cream sundae?
A: A whipped scream!!!
Q: What is a vampires favorite holiday?
Jerry: Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?
Jerry: It raises theirspirits
Tom: What is a ghosts favorite room?
Alicia: I dunno
Tom: The living room!
Larry: Whom do monsters buy their cookies from?
Sam: No clue!
Larry: The ghoul scouts
Q: Who is the most famous witch detective?
A: Warlock Holmes!!
Q: What do Italians eat on Halloween?
A: Fettuccini Afrai-do!!
Q: Where do most goblins live?
A: In North and South Scarolina
Q: Why doesn’t anyone like Dracula?
A: He has bat temper!!
Q: What can’t you give the Headless Horseman?
A: A headache!
Q:What is a monster’s favorite dessert?
Q: What instrument does a skeleton play?
A: The TROM-BONE!
Q: What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A: It’s a pain in the neck!!
Q: What do you call a little monster’s parents?
A: Mummy and Deady
Q: How can you tell a vampire likes baseball?
A: At night he always turn into a bat!!
Q: What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
A: You suck