By: Zhara

The following are current updates and possibilities for next season.

  • In recent matches, Bradford City defeated Fleetwood Town in the English League One.
  • Chelsea Defender Kurt Zouma will be out next season to make space for Virgil van Dijk.
  • PSG may replace manager Unai  Emery with Roberto Mancini this summer.

 

Puns and Jokes!

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

All of them! Crossbars can’t Jump.

 

What do Chelsea and the U.S. Navy have in common?

They both spent 50mil on a sub.

 

How do you stop squirrels from playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball, it drives them nuts.

 

What tea do soccer players drink?

Penal-Tea

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?

Because she kept running away from the ball.

 

Why can’t you play soccer in the jungle?

Because there’s too many cheetahs!   

 

Slogans

Alive and kickin’

Refuse to Lose

Best in the field

Teamwork makes the dream work

Hustle and heart sets us apart